Post by chaindrive on May 31, 2012 19:15:47 GMT
Research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have
it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
'F*** you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your
wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own!!
The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
you first meet someone, and you have sex until you are blue in the face.
The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
with your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
anywhere, even in the kitchen.
The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. This is when you have been with
your partner for a long time. You still have sex – occasionally - and if you do, you only have
it in your bedroom.
The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been with
your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say
'F*** you.'
The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun in
the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. This is when you cannot stand your
wife / husband any more. He / she takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
And; last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Pension Sex.
You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
I have enough problems of my own!!
