Post by jacko on Jul 26, 2010 20:57:54 GMT
A train hits a bus full of catholic school girls and they all perish.
At the gates of heaven St peter asks the girls if they have ever had any contact with a penis.
The first girl giggles and says, she once touched the tip of one with her finger.
Peter tells her to dip her finger in the holy water.
The next girl says she once held one, so peter tells her to dip her hand into the holy water.
All of a sudden there is a massive commotion, and one girl pushes to the front.
Jenny whats the rush asks Peter.
I want to gargle that water before kathy sticks her arse in it!!!!
At the gates of heaven St peter asks the girls if they have ever had any contact with a penis.
The first girl giggles and says, she once touched the tip of one with her finger.
Peter tells her to dip her finger in the holy water.
The next girl says she once held one, so peter tells her to dip her hand into the holy water.
All of a sudden there is a massive commotion, and one girl pushes to the front.
Jenny whats the rush asks Peter.
I want to gargle that water before kathy sticks her arse in it!!!!
