Post by lynda on Aug 6, 2010 8:37:13 GMT
A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her
breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he
said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was
ecstatic.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her
pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh
heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant,colided with a waiter who
bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter
Crushed to Death!"
breasts would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.
She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he
said, "Pardon me." Her breasts instantly grew an inch and she was
ecstatic.
The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her
pardon and another inch was added to her breasts. She was in seventh
heaven! She walked into a Chinese restaurant,colided with a waiter who
bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behavior."
The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter
Crushed to Death!"