Post by jacko on Aug 16, 2010 22:44:11 GMT
A rather large girl was about to be married and after a long girly chat with a friend she decided that she wanted to do something special for her husband on their wedding night.
"What does your fiancee think is your best feature?" the friend asked.
"Well, it would be my bum" she replied.
"Why don't you go for a tattoo there then?"
"Good idea" she replied.
Later that week she visited the tattoo parlour and discussed what would be best with the tattooist after looking at the catalogues of designs. She selected a large floral design for her left buttock. The tattooist, as tactfully as possible, explained that this wasn't a great idea as the derriere is subject to weight change and designs often become distorted as the owner puts weight on. He suggested something smaller and more discreet: a couple of bees. She readily agreed and the tattooist did the job.
When the wedding night came, she waited for her husband to get into bed then went to the en suite bathroom, disrobed and came out of the bathroom backwards, displaying her best feature, recently adorned.
"What do you think, darling? she asked.
"Very nice dear, but who the f!$%'s BoB?"
"What does your fiancee think is your best feature?" the friend asked.
"Well, it would be my bum" she replied.
"Why don't you go for a tattoo there then?"
"Good idea" she replied.
Later that week she visited the tattoo parlour and discussed what would be best with the tattooist after looking at the catalogues of designs. She selected a large floral design for her left buttock. The tattooist, as tactfully as possible, explained that this wasn't a great idea as the derriere is subject to weight change and designs often become distorted as the owner puts weight on. He suggested something smaller and more discreet: a couple of bees. She readily agreed and the tattooist did the job.
When the wedding night came, she waited for her husband to get into bed then went to the en suite bathroom, disrobed and came out of the bathroom backwards, displaying her best feature, recently adorned.
"What do you think, darling? she asked.
"Very nice dear, but who the f!$%'s BoB?"