Post by jacko on Aug 26, 2010 6:44:58 GMT
A man wakes up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
>>
>> The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
>>
>> Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
>> motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
>> but...
>>
>> "Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact
>> is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find
>> it."
>>
>> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance
>> compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
>> willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But
>> the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch."
>>
>> The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to
>> decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
>> discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and
>> you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if
>> you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a
>> five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important
>> that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
>>
>> The man agrees to talk with his wife.
>>
>> The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you
>> spoken with your wife?"
>>
>> "I have," says the man.
>>
>> "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
>>
>> "We're having granite worktops."
>>
>> The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
>>
>> Now, you probably won't remember, but you were in a pile-up on the
>> motorway. You're going to be okay, you'll walk again and everything,
>> but...
>>
>> "Something happened. I'm trying to break this gently, but the fact
>> is, your willy was chopped off in the wreck and we were unable to find
>> it."
>>
>> The man groans, but the doctor goes on, "You've got £9000 in insurance
>> compensation coming and we have the technology now to build you a new
>> willy that will work as well as your old one did - better in fact! But
>> the thing is, it doesn't come cheap. It's £1000 an inch."
>>
>> The man perks up at this. "So," the doctor says, "It's for you to
>> decide how many inches you want. But it's something you'd better
>> discuss with your wife. I mean, if you had a five inch one before, and
>> you decide to go for a nine incher, she might be a bit put out. But if
>> you had a nine inch one before, and you decide only to invest in a
>> five incher this time, she might be disappointed. So it's important
>> that she plays a role in helping you make the decision."
>>
>> The man agrees to talk with his wife.
>>
>> The doctor comes back the next day. "So," says the doctor, "have you
>> spoken with your wife?"
>>
>> "I have," says the man.
>>
>> "And what is the decision?" asks the doctor.
>>
>> "We're having granite worktops."
