cat in bin jokes

[jacko]

I can't see what all the fuss is about. Top Cat lived in a bin for fuc***g years!

I just opened my wheelie bin and a wasp flew out. What kind of sick fu**er would throw a wasp in a bin?

Cats are for life, not just for recycling.

How the hell is throwing a cat into a wheelie bin 'just a laugh'? She forgot to set it on fire for a start

SKY NEWS "Women who put cat in bin grilled by RSPCA" F**k me they serving her with a side portion of chips?

How much better would it have been to see 'woman puts wheelie bin in pu**y'

For sale:
Brown council wheelie bin, good condition, just been cleaned. Pick-up only. Need for quick sale, so will chuck in a Cat for free.

First it was the banks, then it was Pakistan, now it's that cat woman. Why are we so obsessed with bail-outs?

I complained to the council the other day about the size of my wheelie bin. There isn't even room to swing a cat.

There's more than one way to bin a cat...

Enough?

[pinkylid]

[jacknlynda]

yer not funny

[ZX6-Chris]

Revenge of the cat

www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3112903/Revenge-of-the-Cat.html