jacko
Pit Crew
tha zombies are coming
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Post by jacko on Jun 12, 2012 22:52:45 GMT
Waiting in Colchester to catch speeding drivers, a police officer sees a car puttering along at 12 mph. Says he to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" so he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies, two in the front seats and three in the back...wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." "Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly...twelve miles per hour!" .....the old woman says a bit proudly. The police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that A12 is the road number not the speed limit.
A bit embarrassed, the woman thanks the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't made a sound this whole time," "Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We've just come off the A120."
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Fordy
Superbike Rider
Jack
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Post by Fordy on Jun 12, 2012 23:17:27 GMT
haha
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Post by muddybunny on Jun 13, 2012 6:38:19 GMT
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Post by bettyswallox on Jun 13, 2012 6:40:51 GMT
Glad they didn't go on the A690 towards Sunderland
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