johndc
Superbike Rider
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Post by johndc on Jun 28, 2013 11:07:59 GMT
Ann Summers was in her shop when a friend came to visit, Ann says, I need to pop out for a bit, will you watch the shop for me? The friend says yes but I don't know the prices,
Ann says, the prices are on the bottom, so off she goes,leaving the friend in charge. She soon found out that the prices were NOT on the bottom of some things.
A woman comes in and says, do you have a 8”WHITE vibrator, The friend takes a chance and says £8 please, women pays and leaves.
Little while later another woman comes in and asks for a 9” BLACK vibrator, friend takes another chance and says £9. The woman pays and leaves.
Short while later a big woman comes in and says I want a 15” TARTAN vibrator, she pays and leaves.
Ann Summers comes back and says "how did you get on?" the friend say's "the Vibrators didn't have any prices on, So I charged £8 for an 8” WHITE vibrator". Ann says, "that was good they are only £3". Friend says "I sold a 9” BLACK vibrator for £9", Ann says, "great, they are usually £4, I'm really pleased". Friend says, "I'm glad your pleased, you will be ecstatic when you hear what I got for your Thermos flask".
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