johndc
Superbike Rider
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Post by johndc on Jul 27, 2013 5:50:06 GMT
And orders a drink.
Whilst drinking, he observes an unhappy looking man across the bar who keeps buying drinks for a gorgeous leggy blonde and a short miserable Scotsman. This goes on all evening, until the woman goes to powder her nose, when he seizes the moment to ask the unhappy looking man why he's buying all the drinks?
The man replies " I bought an old lamp at a car boot sale, took it home a gave it a polish when a Genie suddenly appeared and said he would give me anything I wished for."
Really??
Yes he replied, so I asked for a gorgeous leggy blonde with a small tight arse. She's the leggy blonde, guess who the bloke in the kilt is.
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Post by Lee on Jul 27, 2013 10:35:39 GMT
Ha ha ha ! I like it!
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Post by Betty Swallox on Jul 27, 2013 10:39:30 GMT
I've never even seen Lee wear a kilt???
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