Post by shutty on Aug 8, 2013 16:42:35 GMT
Make sure you get the Correct Insurance for the sex you are having
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife ------------- Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone ------------- Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner ------------ Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different -------------- Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -------------- More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car ---------------- Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird ------------- Privileged
Sex with a prostitute------------- Commercial Union;
Sex with your maid--------------- Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP----------------SAGA
Sex resulting in pregnancy ------------- General Accident
and finally
Sex with a transvestite -------------- OR EVEN WITH A SHEEP........confused.com
Please find a list of companies below catering for most tastes:
Sex with your wife ------------- Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone ------------- Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner ------------ Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different -------------- Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions -------------- More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car ---------------- Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird ------------- Privileged
Sex with a prostitute------------- Commercial Union;
Sex with your maid--------------- Employer's Liability.
Sex with an OAP----------------SAGA
Sex resulting in pregnancy ------------- General Accident
and finally
Sex with a transvestite -------------- OR EVEN WITH A SHEEP........confused.com
