johndc
Superbike Rider
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Post by johndc on Nov 4, 2013 15:19:44 GMT
Two guys get off their bikes outside a remote pub in North Yorkshire. They walk into the bar, which has a couple of crusty old locals nursing half-pints, and a parrot perched on the beer pumps.
The first guy walks up to the bar, with a nod to the locals... "Does the parrot serve the beer then?"
The parrot looks at him and squawks loudly "Customer waiting Jim-lad!"
The landlord appears, with a wooden leg, an eye-patch and a hook. "What you be 'avin lads?"
"Two pints please" says the biker. "How did you get the wooden leg?"
"I'm a retired pirate lad", says the landlord, pulling the pints. ""We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out a shark bit my leg off."
The biker paid for the pints and went to sit with his mate. The landlord came over for a chat and they asked him how he got the hook.
"Well," replied the landlord, "while me and the boys were plundering in the middle east, I was caught stealing from a merchant. I was arrested and my hand was cut off."
"So how about the eye-patch?" asked the second biker.
"Damned seagull shat in my eye lad!" said the landlord.
"You lost your eye to a sea gull dropping?" the biker asked incredulously
"Well, lad" said the landlord, looking sheepish "'T'was my first day with the hook, see!"
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