Post by Lee on Nov 19, 2013 22:09:46 GMT
Mid way through training paddy comes home on weekend leave.
Whilst in the pub Murphy questions him about his training.
"Well paddy, tell me about your first parachute jump, how did it go?"
"Terrible" said paddy
" oi fcukin shit myself when the plane took off , I shit myself when it banked around and I shit myself when the door opened...
Then, I found myself sat in the doorway, I just froze. I told the sergeant that I couldn't do it...
You won't believe what happened then Murphy.. He unzipped his flies and pulled out his cock... Murphy, it was fcuking massive, I tell you...
He told me that if I didn't jump, he'd shove it right up my arse..
"Well paddy? Said Murphy " did you jump?"
Paddy took a big swig from his whiskey
"A little" he said
"When it first went in"
Whilst in the pub Murphy questions him about his training.
"Well paddy, tell me about your first parachute jump, how did it go?"
"Terrible" said paddy
" oi fcukin shit myself when the plane took off , I shit myself when it banked around and I shit myself when the door opened...
Then, I found myself sat in the doorway, I just froze. I told the sergeant that I couldn't do it...
You won't believe what happened then Murphy.. He unzipped his flies and pulled out his cock... Murphy, it was fcuking massive, I tell you...
He told me that if I didn't jump, he'd shove it right up my arse..
"Well paddy? Said Murphy " did you jump?"
Paddy took a big swig from his whiskey
"A little" he said
"When it first went in"
