Post by alanz955 on Aug 1, 2010 9:39:05 GMT
Words that women use:
#1. “Fine”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
#2. “Five Minutes”
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
#3. “Nothing”
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
#4. “Go Ahead”
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
#5. “Loud Sigh”
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
#6. “That’s Okay”
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
#7. “Thanks”
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say “you’re welcome”. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on ‘whatever’).
#8. “Whatever”
Is a women’s way of saying F-YOU
#1. “Fine”
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
#2. “Five Minutes”
If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house
#3. “Nothing”
This is the calm before the storm. This means something,and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
#4. “Go Ahead”
This is a dare, not permission. Don’t do it.
#5. “Loud Sigh”
This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
#6. “That’s Okay”
This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
#7. “Thanks”
A woman is thanking you, do not question or faint. Just say “you’re welcome”. (I want to add in a clause here - this is true, unless she says “Thanks a lot” - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say “you’re welcome” … that will bring on ‘whatever’).
#8. “Whatever”
Is a women’s way of saying F-YOU
