Post by johndc on Jan 30, 2018 10:55:13 GMT
Ugly woman: "Do you sell viagra ?"
Chemist: "We do."
Ugly woman: "Can you give it to me over the counter?"
Chemist: " If I take two, probably."
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I was prescribed Viagra when I got really bad sunburn on holiday. Nothing to do with increased blood flow or anything - the doctor reckoned it would help keep the sheets of my legs in bed.
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There’s now a liquid viagra that is done with eye drops.
At the least it makes you look hard.
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And what about the 40 foot container of Viagra that has been stolen.....police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
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Chemist: "We do."
Ugly woman: "Can you give it to me over the counter?"
Chemist: " If I take two, probably."
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I was prescribed Viagra when I got really bad sunburn on holiday. Nothing to do with increased blood flow or anything - the doctor reckoned it would help keep the sheets of my legs in bed.
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There’s now a liquid viagra that is done with eye drops.
At the least it makes you look hard.
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And what about the 40 foot container of Viagra that has been stolen.....police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals.
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