Truck Drivers

[robin]

As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde in her car pulls up
alongside.


She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door the
trucker lowers the window, and she says,


'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.'

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up.
She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door again

The truckerlowers the window and as if they've never spoken, the blonde says
brightly,

'Hi, my name is Sharon , and you are losing some of your load!'

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the
street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the
truck door. The trucker lowers the window again she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load!'

When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light

When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back
to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says.......

.........Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a gritter!'