Post by greenman on Jan 24, 2010 2:17:55 GMT
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by ZX14Paul on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:57 pm
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station,when he notices a little girl next door with a little red cart,with little ladders hung on the side,and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet,and tied to the cart is a dog and cat
The fireman walks over to take a closer look."Thats a lovely fire engine,"he says admiringly."Thanks"says the little girl.The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the carts ropes to the dogs collar, and the other rope to the cats testicles.
"Little colleague,"says the fireman,"i don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,but if you tied the rope to the cats collar,i think you could probably go a lot faster."
The little girl pauses for a moment,looks at the cart,at the dog and at the cat.Then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says.
"You are probably right,but then i wouldn't have a f...ing siren would i
by ZX14Paul on Mon Mar 09, 2009 11:57 pm
A fireman is polishing his fire engine outside the fire station,when he notices a little girl next door with a little red cart,with little ladders hung on the side,and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.
The little girl is wearing a fireman's helmet,and tied to the cart is a dog and cat
The fireman walks over to take a closer look."Thats a lovely fire engine,"he says admiringly."Thanks"says the little girl.The fireman looks closer and notices the little girl has tied one of the carts ropes to the dogs collar, and the other rope to the cats testicles.
"Little colleague,"says the fireman,"i don't want to tell you how to run your fire engine,but if you tied the rope to the cats collar,i think you could probably go a lot faster."
The little girl pauses for a moment,looks at the cart,at the dog and at the cat.Then shyly looks into the fireman's eyes and says.
"You are probably right,but then i wouldn't have a f...ing siren would i
