Post by blade on Mar 24, 2010 21:56:30 GMT
AN octopuss walks into a bar and says " I can play any musical instrument you like".
An englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Hendrixs
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it some bagpipes, the octopuss fumbles about with them for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says whats wrong can ye no play it. The octopuss replies " play it iam going to shag her brains out once i get her pyjamas off
An englishman gives it a guitar which it plays better than Hendrixs
Irishman gives it a piano which it plays better than Elton John.
Scotsman throws it some bagpipes, the octopuss fumbles about with them for a couple of minutes and the Scotsman says whats wrong can ye no play it. The octopuss replies " play it iam going to shag her brains out once i get her pyjamas off