6 Boro facts

[steve46]

1.Wot does a boro girl use as protection during sex?
-a bus shelter

2.Wot do you call a 30yr old Boro girl?
-Nana

3.What do you call a Boro girl in a white tracksuit?
-the bride

4.What's the first question on a quiz nite in middlesbrough?
-wot you f#ckin lookin at

5.Two Boro lads in a car with no music,who's driving?
-the police

6.Whats the most confusing day in middlesbrough?
-father's day

[alanz955]

why do Boro lasses 'swollow
Cos they'l do owt for a warm meal
...i dnt mind if this 1 is delieted, i know its a bit too rude

[steve46]

i ant started yet i got plenty more if all wants to see