Post by uncaged on Mar 2, 2012 18:58:21 GMT
Piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and shouts, "I'm the hardest barstwerd in here."
Barman says, "Calm down mate, of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!"
Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says, "I'll fight any fcuker here. Who wants a beating?" Black tarmac stays silent. The barman says to black tarmac, "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?" Black tarmac replies, "I'm not messing with that fcuker...he's a fcuking cyclepath!"
Barman says, "Calm down mate, of course you are, you're a piece of tarmac!"
Then a piece of red tarmac walks in and says, "I'll fight any fcuker here. Who wants a beating?" Black tarmac stays silent. The barman says to black tarmac, "Why didn't you say anything? I thought you wanted a fight?" Black tarmac replies, "I'm not messing with that fcuker...he's a fcuking cyclepath!"
