Post by greenman on Mar 5, 2012 17:47:13 GMT
SLEEPING WITH LEE
The guys were on a TT tour. No one wanted to room with LEE because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with LEE and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "LEE snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing,
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man,
that LEE shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's
man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said,
"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
LEE into bed, patted him on the ar*e, and kissed him good night on the lips. LEE sat up
and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
The guys were on a TT tour. No one wanted to room with LEE because he snored
so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time,
so they voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with LEE and comes to breakfast the next morning with his
hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "LEE snored so
loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing,
hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man,
that LEE shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Bill's turn. He was a tanned, older biker, a man's
man.. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said. They couldn't believe it. They said,
"Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked
LEE into bed, patted him on the ar*e, and kissed him good night on the lips. LEE sat up
and watched me all night."
With age comes wisdom.
