Post by chaindrive on May 11, 2012 18:20:38 GMT
The other night I was invited out for a night
with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas
went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably
wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos; MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time
I got in.
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem
pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said
'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted.
with the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would be home by
midnight, 'I promise!'
Well, the hours passed and the margaritas
went down way too easily.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for
home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock
in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.
Quickly, realizing my husband would probably
wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution, in order to
escape a possible conflict with him.
(Even when totally smashed.... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals = 12 cuckoos; MIDNIGHT!)
The next morning my husband asked me what time
I got in.
I told him 'MIDNIGHT'... he didn't seem
pissed off in the least.
Whew, I got away with that one!
Then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'
When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last
night our clock cuckooed three times, then said
'oh shit.' Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed
twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table
and farted.
