Post by chaindrive on May 13, 2012 7:07:50 GMT
DAMN FINE EXPLANATION
The wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.
And she was somewhat upset.
'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of our children!
I'm leaving you ... I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,'
but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began --
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days..
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
a shower, and while she was doing that,
I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't
wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has
a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?
[/color]And she was somewhat upset.
'You are a disrespectful pig' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me
a faithful wife, the mother of our children!
I'm leaving you ... I want a divorce right away!'
And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a
minute love so at least I can tell you what happened.'
'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,'
but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'
And the husband began --
'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home,
and this young lady here asked me for a lift.
She looked so down and out and defenseless
that I took pity on her and let her into the car..
I noticed that she was very thin,
not well dressed and very dirty.
She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days..
So, in my compassion, I brought her home
and warmed up the enchiladas I made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments.
Since she needed a good clean-up, I suggested
a shower, and while she was doing that,
I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of
holes, so I threw them away.
Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her
the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.
I also gave her the underwear that was
your anniversary present, which you don't
wear because I don't have good taste.
I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you
for Christmas that you don't wear just to
annoy her, and I also donated those boots
you bought at the expensive boutique and
don't wear because someone at work has
a pair the same.'
The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said,
'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?