Beer contains female hormones. Last month, research revealed the results of a recent analysis which indicated the presence of female hormones in beer.
Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that by drinking enough beer, men behave like women. To test the finding, 100 men drank 8 pints of beer each within a 1 hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't drive.
7) Failed to think rationally.
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary