welsh farmer

[jacko]

A young journalism student at Swansea
University was assigned to write a humaninterest
mountains, where he found a farmer sitting
on his porch. He introduced himself,
explained his mission, and asked, “Has
anything ever happened here that made
you really happy?”
The farmer thought for a moment, then
said, “I remember one time my neighbour’s
daughter, a fne looking girl, got lost, see.
So we formed a posse and went to look for
her, and when we found her, we all took
turns to screw her.”
“I can’t print that!” said the young student.
“Can’t you think of anything else that
happened that made you happy?”
The farmer thought for a while longer,
then smiled. “Oh! One time a neighbour’s
sheep got lost, see. We formed a posse to
look for it, and when we found it, we all
took turns to screw it.”
Again, the young man said “I can’t write
about that either. Let’s try another
approach. Has anything ever happened
around here that made you really sad?”
The old farmer dropped his head in
shame. After a couple of seconds he looked
up timidly at the young man and said,
“This one time, I got lost