afterlife

[jacko]

A couple made a pact that whoever died
first would come back and tell their partner
if there was an afterlife. The husband was
the first to go and, true to his word, he
made contact with his wife one night when
she was lying in bed.
“Sarah, Sarah . . .”
“Is that you, Ted?”
“Yes, I’ve come back just as we agreed.”
“What’s it like?”
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have
sex, I have breakfast, go off to the golf
course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and
then I have sex twice. I have lunch, another
romp around the golf course, then sex
pretty much all afternoon. After that it’s
supper and the golf course again. Then
have sex until late at night. The next day it
starts again.”
“Oh, Ted! You surely must be in
Heaven.”
“Not exactly, I’m a rabbit in Essex...