Post by Retired rigworker on Aug 10, 2012 20:06:02 GMT
There say that having a crap is the call of nature , Does that mean that farting is a missed call ;D ;D.
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Keeping a man happy is easy keep his stomach full and his testicles empty ;D
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In the bible it rained for forty days and forty nights and there called it a disaster , In Britain we call it summer.
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I cant dance to save my life but when I stand in dog shit I can moon walk better than Michael Jackson.
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Keeping a man happy is easy keep his stomach full and his testicles empty ;D
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In the bible it rained for forty days and forty nights and there called it a disaster , In Britain we call it summer.
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I cant dance to save my life but when I stand in dog shit I can moon walk better than Michael Jackson.
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And on the sixth day, God made bikes , why wait six days " 
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