Post by juice on Nov 21, 2012 17:03:05 GMT
*** Bad language at work ***
It has been brought to the attention of the company management that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from some personnel who are easily offended, this type of behavior will no longer be tolerated.
However, we do realise the importance of some people being able to express themselves when communicating with other individuals. With this in mind you will find below a list of existing statement which we believe should be replaced with the accompanying phrase... Enjoy ;D
No fcuking way!
- I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible
You've got to be sh!tting me!
- Really?
No c*nt told me
- I wasn’t involved in that project
I don’t have fcuking time
- Perhaps I can work late
Who fcuking cares
- Are you sure that’s a problem
Eat sh!t and die
- You don’t say
Eat sh!t and die dick head
- You don’t say, Sir
Kiss my @rse
- So you’d like someone to help you
He’s a fcuking idiot
- He’s somewhat insensitive
You haven’t got a fcuking clue
- You could use more training
This place is fcuked
- We’re a little disorganised today
What sort of fcukwit are you?
- Your new here aren’t you
Fcuk off sh!t head
- Well there you go
You're a fcuking wnaker
- You're my supervisor and I respect you
Ha! Suck fcuking eggs
- I wasn’t here that day
You're fcuking paranoid
- What part of Holland are you from?
You're fcuking useless
- Ah..., So your from Manchester
Fcuk off
- I’ll look into that and get back to you
Fcuk off dick head
- I no longer require your assistance
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
- I'll try to schedule that
He's got his head up his @rse
- He's not familiar with the issue
Shove it up your @rse
- I don't think you understand
This job sucks
- I love a challenge
Another fcuking meeting!
- Yes, we really should discuss it
She's a ball-busting bitch
- She's an aggressive go-getter
Ask me if I give a sh!t
- Of course I'm concerned
It's not my fcuking problem
- I wasn't involved in the project
What the fcuk?
- That's interesting
This sh!t won't work
- I'm not sure this can be implemented
How did you get that piece of sh!t to work
- Well done
It has been brought to the attention of the company management that some individuals have been using foul language during the execution of their duties. Due to complaints from some personnel who are easily offended, this type of behavior will no longer be tolerated.
However, we do realise the importance of some people being able to express themselves when communicating with other individuals. With this in mind you will find below a list of existing statement which we believe should be replaced with the accompanying phrase... Enjoy ;D
No fcuking way!
- I’m fairly sure that’s not feasible
You've got to be sh!tting me!
- Really?
No c*nt told me
- I wasn’t involved in that project
I don’t have fcuking time
- Perhaps I can work late
Who fcuking cares
- Are you sure that’s a problem
Eat sh!t and die
- You don’t say
Eat sh!t and die dick head
- You don’t say, Sir
Kiss my @rse
- So you’d like someone to help you
He’s a fcuking idiot
- He’s somewhat insensitive
You haven’t got a fcuking clue
- You could use more training
This place is fcuked
- We’re a little disorganised today
What sort of fcukwit are you?
- Your new here aren’t you
Fcuk off sh!t head
- Well there you go
You're a fcuking wnaker
- You're my supervisor and I respect you
Ha! Suck fcuking eggs
- I wasn’t here that day
You're fcuking paranoid
- What part of Holland are you from?
You're fcuking useless
- Ah..., So your from Manchester
Fcuk off
- I’ll look into that and get back to you
Fcuk off dick head
- I no longer require your assistance
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
- I'll try to schedule that
He's got his head up his @rse
- He's not familiar with the issue
Shove it up your @rse
- I don't think you understand
This job sucks
- I love a challenge
Another fcuking meeting!
- Yes, we really should discuss it
She's a ball-busting bitch
- She's an aggressive go-getter
Ask me if I give a sh!t
- Of course I'm concerned
It's not my fcuking problem
- I wasn't involved in the project
What the fcuk?
- That's interesting
This sh!t won't work
- I'm not sure this can be implemented
How did you get that piece of sh!t to work
- Well done
