Post by juice on Nov 22, 2012 13:27:52 GMT
Things not to say during sex 
• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera.
• Get off me, I'll do it myself!
• This is your first time right?
• You're almost as good as my ex!
• When is this supposed to feel good?
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
• I was so horny tonight, I would of taken a sheep home!
• Keep it down, my mother's a light sleeper.
• My friends were right! You are good!
• On second thoughts, lets turn the light off.
• I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
• But everybody looks funny naked!
• Your sister makes that noise too.
• Do I have to pay for this?
• What's your name again?
• Hold on, let me change the channel.
• It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
• Uhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
• I have to poop.
• Smile for the camera.
• Get off me, I'll do it myself!
• This is your first time right?
• You're almost as good as my ex!
• When is this supposed to feel good?
• I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
• I was so horny tonight, I would of taken a sheep home!
• Keep it down, my mother's a light sleeper.
• My friends were right! You are good!
• On second thoughts, lets turn the light off.
• I'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
• But everybody looks funny naked!
• Your sister makes that noise too.
• Do I have to pay for this?
• What's your name again?
• Hold on, let me change the channel.
• It's nice being in bed with someone I don't have to inflate.
• Uhh... I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago!!
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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