Post by morphius on Mar 31, 2009 6:11:24 GMT
The first, a Manchester surgeon, says: 'I like to see
accountants on my operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but
you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
colour coded.'
The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really
think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know,
I like construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he
observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
;D
accountants on my operating table, because when you open
them up, everything inside is numbered.'
The second, a Liverpool surgeon, responds: 'Yeah, but
you should try electricians! Everything inside them is
colour coded.'
The third, a Newcastle surgeon, says: 'No, I really
think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in
alphabetical order.'
The fourth, a Birmingham surgeon, chimes in: 'You know,
I like construction workers...those guys always understand
when you have a few parts left over.
But the fifth, a London surgeon, shuts them all up when he
observed:
You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to
operate on.
There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no
spine, and the head and the arse are interchangeable.
;D
