jacko
Pit Crew
tha zombies are coming
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Post by jacko on Aug 2, 2010 11:25:43 GMT
40 Travellers arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans.
St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God, saying, 'I've got 40
travellers here. Can I let them in?'
God says 'No, we are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them who are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.'
Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again.
'They've gone', he tells God.
'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?'
'No, St Peter replied....... the gates'
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Post by lynda on Aug 2, 2010 11:27:37 GMT
40 Travellers arrive at the Pearly Gates in their Transit vans and caravans. St Peter goes into the gatehouse and phones God, saying, 'I've got 40 travellers here. Can I let them in?' God says 'No, we are over quota on Pikeys. Go out and tell them to choose between them who are the 12 most worthy, and I will let just the dozen in.' Less than a minute later St Peter is on the phone to God again. 'They've gone', he tells God. 'What?' says God, 'All 40 of them?' 'No, St Peter replied....... the gates'
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