Post by Deleted on Feb 3, 2015 22:27:28 GMT
Mr Cadbury met Miss Rowntree on a Double Decker. It was After Eight. They got off at Quality Street. He asked her name “Polo, I’m the one with the hole” she said, with a Wispa. “ I’m Marathon, the one with the nuts” , he replied. He touched her Creme Eggs and slipped his hand into her Snickers. He then fondled her Flap Jacks and she rubbed his Tic Tacs. It was a Fab moment as she screamed with Turkish Delight but 3 days later, his Sherbert Dib-Dab started to itch. Turns out Miss Rowntree had been with Bertie Bassett and he’s got bloody Allsorts !!