Murder May 9, 2015 19:11:32 GMT muzzasv likes this Quote Select PostDeselect PostLink to PostMemberGive GiftBack to Top Post by renegade on May 9, 2015 19:11:32 GMT A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The Judge asks her defence lawyer " First offender ? " " No " he replies First a Gibson then a Fender .I'm here all week .