Post by johndc on Apr 5, 2016 19:37:07 GMT
A burglar breaks into a house one night and after checking out what there is goes for the DVD player. Just as he is about to lift it off its shelf a voice in the darkness says, "Jesus is watching you". Somewhat startled, and just a bit scared, the burglar freezes and listens intently. After a minute or so he reaches for the DVD player again. "Jesus is watching you" says the voice a second time.
In shock the burglar makes not a sound for a minute, and then shines his torch round the room. In the corner the torches beam lights upon a parrot in a cage. The burglar looks at the parrot for a couple of seconds and then says "I bet you said that" to the caged bird. "I did," replies the parrot, "I was only trying to warn you." The burglar scoffs at this "Warn me" he says, "and who are you to warn me?".
"I'm Moses" replies the parrot. "Moses! What kind of people call their parrot Moses?" says the burglar. The parrot gives a squawk sounding remarkably like a chuckle and says: "The kind of people who call their Doberman 'Jesus'"...