Post by lynda on Aug 9, 2010 22:06:01 GMT
The nun teaching the Sunday school was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question....
"When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I thinl its your hands."
"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you, and God takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," said the Nun.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your feet."
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face, "Now, Johnny, Why do you think its our feet?"
Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night, Mom had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD!!!! I'm Coming!!!, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted.
"When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?"
Suzy raised her hand and said, "I thinl its your hands."
"Why do you think its your hands, Suzy?"
Suzy replied, "Because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you, and God takes your hands first."
"What a wonderful answer," said the Nun.
Little Johnny raised his hand and said, "Sister, I think its your feet."
The Nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face, "Now, Johnny, Why do you think its our feet?"
Johnny said, "Well, I walked into Mom and Dad's bedroom the other night, Mom had her legs straight up in the air, and she was saying, "OH GOD!!!! I'm Coming!!!, if Dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her."
The Nun fainted.
