Post by johndc on Feb 27, 2018 15:43:21 GMT
A patient is lying in his bed in the hospital with an an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies,
"I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles but manages to mumble again,
"Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man struggles and pulls off his mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very closely.......
Are - my - test - results - back?"
