Post by desmodave on Aug 18, 2009 8:38:12 GMT
1. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
6. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or ?
17. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
18. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
19. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
20. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
21. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
22. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
23. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
24. How is it possible to have a civil war?
25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
26. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it?
29. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
30. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
31. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
32. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?
2. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
4. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?"
She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.
5. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
6. If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
7. If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him... is he still wrong?
8. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
9. Is there another word for synonym?
10. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
11. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
12. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
13. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
14. Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
15. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
16. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or ?
17. Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
18. Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?
19. If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
20. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
21. How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
22. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
23. One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.
24. How is it possible to have a civil war?
25. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown, too?
26. If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
27. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
28. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have a "S" in it?
29. Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
30. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff?
31. Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
32. If you spin an oriental man in a circle three times, does he become disoriented?