Post by desmodave on Aug 29, 2009 18:24:40 GMT
I guy walks into a bar and orders a pint, sits quietly and drinks it...does this a few times, after he finishes his fourth he jumps onto a table, unzips his trouser's and starts peeing on the other customers !!
The barman runs from behind the bar and drags the guy down saying its the most disgusting things he's ever seen......
The guy then says how embarrassed and sorry he is, doesn't know what came over him, anyway the barman tells him to get out, he's barred.
About a year later the same guy walks back into the bar, the same barman looks at him, as soon as the guy orders his pint the barman remembers the incident a year earlier !
Furious the barman tells him to leave and reminds him he's barred, the guy pleads with the barman saying he's had medical help and is cured of his problem, feeling a bit sorry for the guy he agrees to let him stay.
The guys drinks his pint and orders another, good as gold the barman thinks, just as he finishes his fourth pint the guy leaps onto a table, unzips his trousers and starts peeing on everyone !!!
The barman is raging, drags the guy down and says "I thought you were cured".......the guy says I am, I don't get embarrassed anymore......... ;D ;D ;D
The barman runs from behind the bar and drags the guy down saying its the most disgusting things he's ever seen......
The guy then says how embarrassed and sorry he is, doesn't know what came over him, anyway the barman tells him to get out, he's barred.
About a year later the same guy walks back into the bar, the same barman looks at him, as soon as the guy orders his pint the barman remembers the incident a year earlier !
Furious the barman tells him to leave and reminds him he's barred, the guy pleads with the barman saying he's had medical help and is cured of his problem, feeling a bit sorry for the guy he agrees to let him stay.
The guys drinks his pint and orders another, good as gold the barman thinks, just as he finishes his fourth pint the guy leaps onto a table, unzips his trousers and starts peeing on everyone !!!
The barman is raging, drags the guy down and says "I thought you were cured".......the guy says I am, I don't get embarrassed anymore......... ;D ;D ;D